Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

Slim chance means there is still some glimmer of hope. Fat hope means really no hope at all.

This signage says: "BEST STALL FOR RENT" If this STALL is so great; why is it being abandoned by a previous stall-holder or owner??? Note: This food-court is in the NorthLink Building; 10 Admiralty Street. This industrial building alone has at least four food-courts.

The Geomancer has already confessed that he can't be bothered to change his work directions YEARLY! The Geomancer also cited an example that many people themselves so long as they stay in a same home and occupy the same bedroom (room); majority don't change their study directions on a YEARLY basis! And the Geomancer has also stated that most likely, your Feng Shui has no staying power! Most likely in a YEAR's TIME your Feng Shui is like "GONE WITH THE WIND". Therefore, you are a FREE MAN OR WOMAN OR NEITHER; why suffer each YEAR to find which directions NOT TO sort of THING! SIAO!

Not if you are living on one of the highest point in the area! How about a bolt of lightning attracted to the brass bed? However, meet this professor! He believes his variant bed is the best in the world:- 1. His bed has brass legs which is termite proof! And in addition, he grounds one of the legs to the "earth" socket of his wall plug. 2. His bed has anti-dust mite protection! 3. By the way; he does not sleep on this bed. This bed is for his patients. And yes! You guessed correctly! He is a well-known SHRINK!

I am blessed with a great family! United WE stand, divided WE fall! Hey! Please don't laugh at us! Unfortunately, the greatest flaw in my family is that we are "myopic!" AND all of us must wear glasses!

Colors for me.... Oops!..

Must be auspicious! How can it be inauspicious?

Let's ask our Geomancer...

NO OFFENCE, LADIES... If you still want to look at it... then.....please scroll, lower... In Feng Shui, many homes come under one of the following categories:- Grade A = an unpolished gem. Little enhancement makes a great deal of difference! Grade B = an average home. Certain areas may need enhancements or to neutralise bad qi. Grade C = a below average home. Needs lots of Elastoplast or band aid to fix. Grade F = No amount of enhancement would work! A goner as in gone with the wind. Or Gone case. (Note: In the above, there is no grade D. As an F means Fail!)

Oh my GOD! My wife's smelly feet kills! The smell is unbearable! BUT, hey no choice! She is an East group person while me? I am a West group person!

Ground Air has found a niche market! This is the only air-line in the world where you will be glad; that you had LET your mother-in-law or MIL fly with us! Don't be sorry, you did not let her fly with us!

How about four steps? Auspicious or Inauspicious? What do you think?

Under the `flawed' sector concept, we ask questions like " WHAT HAPPEN IF? ". What happen if my Wealth or even the Prosperity Sector is at the Toilet bowl area? Do we move our bed, TV set, and spent much of our time there? Thus, if we reason properly, does it mean we have to DO THIS? Warmest Regards, Cecil

When the buying stops; the selling can! Our grand father, father's time don't have such thing... these people are the greatest con-artists alive! Don't be that sucker! Please spread the word...

The 1, 2, 3 of the Art of Feng Shui:- 1. Interpret the concept. 2. Visual and try to realistically apply it. 3. Implement it! (To the best of one's ability)

What happens if the world is RULED by bossess who are obsessed with Chinese Astrology.. not your productivity...

Once, I had visited a client! They had a 6 months old puppy! Their platform was all chewed up! But who cares! If the owner don't care, why should we! Furthermore, their puppy is like their child! Anything that the puppy does is considered cute and cuddily!

Do not `overindulge' in Feng Shui.

What is your definition of WEALTH?

An alternative is to LOCK up that location. HOW? Hmmmm......