Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

The Mother of All Mountain Stars! From Saudia Arabia, to Egypt, to Iraq, to Iran to Dubi to Turkey!

1. What do you think of my new company logo? 2. I wanted a nice name for my business. 3. I am a Christian and want to show the world that I am one. I spoke to my graphics designer and he came up with such a wonderful company logo that has both a nice name and a distinct cross on it! 4. But why did the Geomancer says he does not like it? He hate guns? As it looks like a gun sight to me?

1. As the CFO was not happy with her Boss's comments on her "lousy" company logo; 2. The CFO handed a resignation letter and formed a new company. Guess what name did she choose. 3. Today, this CFO is a multi-billionare and owns vast amounts of shares in many Shipping companies all over the world.

An alternative is to LOCK up that location. HOW? Hmmmm......

My bedroom has MS#5 with WS#5; my office has MS#2 with WS#5, my study has MS#5 with WS#9... and more...

1. Ever since I got rid of 1 (ONE) child, there are no more quarrels or conflicts within them! 2. However, now they are too sick to play and I have spent lots of $$$$ going to the doctor! 3. What should I do now? 4. Geomancer: "GET RID OF ANOTHER ONE, PLEASE!" 1 is auspicious!

Let's brainstorm! How to use one's head to demolish a telephone pole? Is your head harder than a wooden post?

Another eminent warning about buying useless Fung Sway products! This warning comes in the Four official Singapore Languages: 1. English 2. Mandarin 3. Tamil 4. Malay When the buying STOPS! The selling CAN!

You are looking at a situation where water star is currently being activated...

Yes, a large bowl can activate the water position. Remember, not a tiny bowl with a tiny small ball!

Besides placing a water feature, keeping clear space is a close equivalent of having a "water feature"....

THE MAGIC OR GOLDEN SQUARE OF MATHEMATICS - APPLIED IN THE FENG SHUI RULER - 17 INCHES OR 43CM 1. The Feng Shui Ruler is used to measure the length, breadth and height of rooms, doors and furniture as certain dimensions and proportions encourage good fortune. 2. The Feng Shui Ruler shows which measurements are auspicious, and which ones should be avoided. 3. The Feng Shui foot is exactly 17 inches or 43 cms. 17 inches is almost identical to the standard imperial foot. 4. The Feng Shui foot was derived from the side of a square, where the length of the diagonal of a square is the square root of two. Western mathematicians called this the "Magic Square…

Can you let me know where are the leaks? (Wealth leaks) not the plumber!

Your grandparents time, your parents time don't have such things... These are modern invention advertised as "in the name of Feng Shui".... Go figure it out...

Yes, You, Stu-pig!

What element am I? Metal element (Microwave) No issue with this metal element facing a stove!

Let's ask our Geomancer...

Good News: Owner will accumulate lots of wealth; own 4 exotic & sports version cars. Bad News: HE HAS NO TIME FOR WIFE AND CHILDREN!

Look what I have done to the cards? Or rather.. what has the cards done to me! Boo... Boo.... Boo.. sob.. sob.. sob.....

This Feng Shui is a gateway to hell... When the buying stops, the selling can

My god! What a family! All this family things of are only: sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex and more …

Red is considered auspicious! BUT colour of red is also a call sign of Loan Sharks!

1. In the west, there were studies / reports that GREY cars are prone to greater accidents on European and Western countries. 2. The study suggests that grey cars "blend" with the road especially during dusks and low light conditions; and the fog. 3. In Singapore, once upon a time; RED cars were considered accident prone especially when these cars did not have the compulsory third brake light and their brake lights were rather dim. It was felt that when such cars brake; the brake lights were less attention getting. 4. Nowadays, in Singapore, it does not matter! In my opinion, a high number of so called Sonata taxi drivers drive like Formula One racers... And many S…

Remarkable! Ever since we adopted this new logo; our turnover became low or negligible! Wow!

Many years back, a bank officer received a box of new name card. The printer had missed out the letter "n" in his department's name:- Mr ABC Lim Bank Officer Branch Baking Department Huh? A bank has diversifed into baking? Hahahahaha!