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I need water! Yes, this is what the Geomancer tells me! Should I believe him??

The more higher educated, the more risk adverse: This is the typical Singaporean...

Oh my GOD! My wife's smelly feet kills! The smell is unbearable! BUT, hey no choice! She is an East group person while me? I am a West group person!

1. Suunto only replaces your luck when using their instruments. 2. Feng Shui is about Earth Luck or luck from home or office. 3. What about Geomancy? 3.1 In the past e.g. 1960s to early 1980's; ageomancer cannot survive just by Feng Shui alone. 3.2 Thus in order to survive, a geomancy musthave services that encompass the life cycle of ahuman being:- 3.3When a child is born; parents or grand parents seek the service of a Geomancer to advice on a name fo the new born. 3.4 Chinese astrology services to predict the life of the new born or those who seek such advice 3.5 Feng Shui for those in need of a good home or office. 3.6 Finally, Feng Shui for the dead: a…

Congratulations on your home purchase. This house is very suitable for you!

I am blessed with a great family! United WE stand, divided WE fall! Hey! Please don't laugh at us! Unfortunately, the greatest flaw in my family is that we are "myopic!" AND all of us must wear glasses!

Is it true that a jack of all trades is a master of none? Not necessary! In the past, a butcher is a butcher and a merchant is a merchant. Today, all of us must have multi-skills and most of all multi-task! Thus it is not surprised that many of us routinely perform more than one element in a job! For example; a CEO may wear an accountant hat (Metal element); do strategic planning (Wood element); Customer Relations (Earth element); Marketing strategies (Fire element) and be an excellent communicator (Water element!) In addition; there is the industry one is employed in and one's core job function. Nowadays; the job is "close to one…

I followed my Geomancer's advice. AND one better! My Geomancer told me to place 9 roses at my romance sector at SW! I thought I could be better off! So, I placed 999 roses, instead! AND THE REST IS HISTORY! I sat, there, and HOPE, HOPE, HOPE! But my neighbour, simply utter a line to this beautiful girl: "Are you free this Sunday evening, I have two tickets to a show" YES, THE REST IS HISTORY! History for me, but a new beginning for that guy ! SUCKS !!#*#*(#($(

Alternatively, one may consider the automatic gardenwatering type of system. There are many brands. One of which is:- http://www.hozelock.com/watering/auto-watering/complete-kits.html

What's the big deal? Boy or Girl; so what??

The Geomancer has already confessed that he can't be bothered to change his work directions YEARLY! The Geomancer also cited an example that many people themselves so long as they stay in a same home and occupy the same bedroom (room); majority don't change their study directions on a YEARLY basis! And the Geomancer has also stated that most likely, your Feng Shui has no staying power! Most likely in a YEAR's TIME your Feng Shui is like "GONE WITH THE WIND". Therefore, you are a FREE MAN OR WOMAN OR NEITHER; why suffer each YEAR to find which directions NOT TO sort of THING! SIAO!

In 2031 onwards... this will most likely be the senario Here's the "good news"... If you can understand the two graphics; clap; clap; clap.... you do have a higher "Shapes and Forms" factor i.e. better abstract understanding... If you don't seem to understand these two imagines; so sorry; either you have an extremely low IQ in the abstract area or you better stick to your FLYING STAR Feng Shui!

For those who had visited my astrology site: Lovesigns.net Did you, pause for a moment to look at the photo of a " Prehistoric idea of beauty, Carved 30,000 years ago."

This signage is located at the Ang Mo Kio Hub. The signage actually says "NO DUMPING ALLOWED"

The stall holder is admiring her stall.. YUP! the All GOD's Beverages... Most likely, those who drink her beverages would like ascend to Heaven!

Another signage found atNEX Serangoon...

Maybe this is more appropriate? The fat man should not have more than 2 partners?

On one side is Punggol Residences (still under construction - at least another 8 more months to go), on the other side of the road is Punggol Sapphire (partial TOP)

Thanks to my geomancer, six months later, I am NOW FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I divorced my husband and am single and available. Blame it on Irreconcilable differences! These two words are the sweetest words for me!

I have something to share with you... come closer... I will whisper into your ear...

It's all in the MIND

I have a bad time at work: my boss is a task master and with no compassion. I am paid very little. And the costs of living in Singapore is so high.

"Avoid having a crooked signage"

The fun is nearly over.

NO OFFENCE, LADIES... If you still want to look at it... then.....please scroll, lower... In Feng Shui, many homes come under one of the following categories:- Grade A = an unpolished gem. Little enhancement makes a great deal of difference! Grade B = an average home. Certain areas may need enhancements or to neutralise bad qi. Grade C = a below average home. Needs lots of Elastoplast or band aid to fix. Grade F = No amount of enhancement would work! A goner as in gone with the wind. Or Gone case. (Note: In the above, there is no grade D. As an F means Fail!)