Posted November 9, 200816 yr Staff THE DEVELOPMENT BANK OF SINGAPORE *JOKE* A local bank has decided to retrench 900 staff before Christmas, this year. The CEO, asked one of his Senior Managers (SM), if you were to decide who to go, I like to know how you select those to be retrenched. The Smart Senior Manager (SM), first asked a question of his CEO: "Sir, may I know what Chinese zodiac sign are you?" CEO.... wondering why his SM asked this question. But, being curious, the CEO said: "Oh, I am a horse!". SM: "Thanks! I know who we should "get rid off" (retrenched)!" CEO: "Wow, I think I found the right person! You have a strong conviction. Curious, what is your choice and why?" SM: "1. Both of us are a horse". "2. According to the Chinese zodiac, Horse's worst enemy is the RAT". SM: "By getting rid of the rat, you are doing a good service to all of us - horses!" CEO: " I am impressed!" "But, I cannot implement your suggestion!" SM: "WHY?" CEO: "The Chairman is a RAT!" SM: "Oops!" -------------------------------------------------- Later that day, the Chairman sent a pink slip to all those born in the year of the HORSE! Get it??
Posted November 9, 200816 yr Staff DBS, There is a reason why, your seat has it's back against a door! We want to see you .... go out, faster!
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