Posted January 10, 20205 yr Staff God: “Yes, I know!” God: “It’s a pain to wear false teeth!” Follower: “You can always crown your teeth!” God: “I know! But all the dentists I trust are now in hell!” Follower: “You are God. Surely you can bring them up, here!” God: “I told them so. But here we only serve cold dish. Down under, they can have all the roasted meats, satay, beer, wines. And any other high cholesterol meals!” God: “Here, we only serve healthy food! Oats, veggies and plain water!” Follower: “Sir! In that case, please do me a favour. Sent me down also!”
January 21, 20205 yr Author Staff Yippee! Now Everyday can drink! And, yes, that’s hell for you! Echoed his (God’s) former follower.
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