Cecil Lee

1. How to get a quick promotion? 2. Some geomancers may ask their client to do this or that...

1. What is a catalyst? In chemistry, this is anysubstance that starts or initiates or accelerates a chemical reaction without itself being affected. 2. Who is a catalyst? A person who acts as an interface that causes an important event to happen; activating the double #8's which are themountain and water stars to produce wealth! 3. How old can a catalyst be? If it is a person; even an elder or a person in his late 80's may also become one. 4. What is the requiste of a catalyst? In this example, he or she has to have good upper body strength i.e. he (or she) is able to balance two items on each of his hands... for a relatively long period of time. 5. Why is he doing this? He (or she) is not trying to enrich himself (herself). Just that he/she is too free or nothing else better to do. Please apply now to:- toofree-n-nothing-better-to-do@sunset.com

1. Studies found that between a toilet seat and a PC keyboard; the PC keyboard was found to have more types of germs than the toilet seat itself! 2. Remember to clean your PC Keyboard regularly! And wash your hands before eating food! 3. In addition, this PC does not allow any YELLOW screen background to be used else, it may breakdown!

You don't need to be a rocket scientist! So long as when you use the blood pressure monitor and can hear a faint "Five" "five" "five" "five"... this means bad news! Major sickness ... has arrived.. and thus "misfortune" to the family.... If you hear a faint "two" "two" "two" ... this one.. not so bad... still got hope

A Harvard professor decided to "downgrade" and wanted to work with lovely cute and adorable children. This Harvard professor is facinated by the Chinese Art of Feng Shui. He loves flying the stars so much that he wanted to impart the Flying star skills to these adorable children. Learn how, he tried to explain "FIVE YELLOW" to these youngsters! Hope he can get his word across to them!

1. I was asked to see theschool principal, today. 2. The principal told me that my child is near uncontrollable! If I am unable to "take care" of my child; the school may have to expel him! 3. SOS! Who can I call for help?

1. We have just started a new business! 2. But before starting our business, we have some UNFINISHED business to do! 3. The only problem is that by the time we have decorated our office, there will not be any space to work! MY GOD! We have no choice but to work at home!

The Confessions of a Lady Geomancer... 1. When the buying STOPS! The selling CAN! 2. When a CEO of a famous charity wanted to install a gold tap in his office - bathroom toilet; he got caught red-handed when he sued a news-paper.... 3. But when a Feng Shui Master sold in-the-name of Feng Shui products and use her spoils; to install solid gold sinks, taps, and toilet bowls.. no one can falter her, WHY? WHY? WHY?

1. The largest Feng Shui Emporium, to-date! 2. This emporium has sold more than 656,299 3-legged toads. And a million more other in-the-name of Feng Shui. 3. Feng Shui practitioners are the main culprit. Look at their website or stores.. Tom of Sengkang used to believed in these.. that is why he is in deep financial "roll-over" credit - credit card shit!

1. They say that breast feeding is excellent choice! 2. But there isa modern catergory of "suckers"... These suck our hard earned money dry! They use the "IN-THE-NAME-OF-FENG-SHUI" to sell highly marked up moern commercial products... Who are they! Feng Shui practitioners themselves! 3. It is just too lucrative for them not to do so! In Singapore, 9 out of 10 Geomancers belong to this category! Cavet Emptor! Let the buyer, beware!

1. Many Geomancers have no shame! They will profit from everyone: rich and especially the poor! 2. BUY, BUY, BUY my figurines, products, and if you are poor, go further into greater debt! 3. Login to a Geomancy website. AND if they sell products! Avoid them like the plague/ SARS or N1H1 to N2H2 etc..! When the buying STOPS! The Selling CAN!

1. When you are a worker, you will always stay a worker! 2. Let’s be honest! How many people are truly lucky enough to have a Quantum Leap in their Feng Shui—where, without doing anything, money just flows to them?

1. This has more to do with Commonsense or Commonsense approach to Feng Shui: 1.1. For example, in the even that the stove area catches fire; both smoke and fire may overwhemn the staircase area. 1.2. Alternatively, if for some reasons; the fire at the stove was extinguished but if the stove is a gas stove; the gas may flow around the staircase / and nearby area - both dangerous and may be fatal to breathe-in.

1. When visting any Feng Shui websites, remember to check whether are they selling any commercial products. If so, most likely, they will sell you useless Feng Shui products. These practitioners, have no shame; to line their pocket with your hard earned money. 2. When the buying STOPS, the selling, CAN!

Let's brainstorm! How to use one's head to demolish a telephone pole? Is your head harder than a wooden post?

This boss; usually locates his worst worker at this workstation. With the hope that the worker would feel stressed and automatically resigns. How cruel can one get?

This fountain is located at the Nee Soon South Community Centre at Yishun Street 81; a stone's throw away from Orchard Park Condominium.

Based on the Ba Zi, it implies ability to communicate - a key broadfeature, I believe in many types of organizations including Hotel management

1. Ever since I got rid of 1 (ONE) child, there are no more quarrels or conflicts within them! 2. However, now they are too sick to play and I have spent lots of $$$$ going to the doctor! 3. What should I do now? 4. Geomancer: "GET RID OF ANOTHER ONE, PLEASE!" 1 is auspicious!

1. Neither, please! I just want a proper mountain to activate my Mountain Star #8! 2. If possible, can you shrink Mount Everest or K2 for me? 3. And deliver it to my home? for free? 4. This is the most effective way to make sure that the mountain star #8 has been properly activated.

1. I am a housewife looking after #3 children. 2. My #3 children are always fighting, running around, creating nuisance, disturbing the peace.. My home looks like a war zone! 3. My Geomancer says something like #3 is no good! Leads to quarrels, conflicts.. and mental issues... HELP! How to decide which child to discard? SPCA? Any clues?

In the past, we have the x-ray machines.. today, although we pay more for an MRI, it is all the more worth every cent!

1. Some people gain lots of weight by over-eating as they want to drown their sorrows thru food. 2. Some want to forget all the bad things. 3. A father did just that but to his son! He could not get to teach his son some numbers. 4. For example, in his father's vocabuary, his father convienently left out some number.. here goes: 1, 4, 6, 8, 9, 10 These are the numbers according to his father... belongs to the first 10 digits of numbers...

1.Real water in a bath tub = water element rite? 2. How about the tingling sensation of getting a electric shock? Hmm... fire element? Yes or no?

1. More important consideration is the stove:- http://wiki.geomancy.net/wiki/Kitchen_Stove_%26_More 2. For the oven, it is symbolically important not to let it be seen directly when standing at the main entrance door. 3. If the kitchen has an opening, best that the oven does not face a bedroom door. These two are the most important considerations for an oven. While the stove should be the more important item to be place - first. While the oven is considered as nice-to place and not a must place. Mariola S. wrote: Hello everyone! I am wondering how to place oven in my kitchen.I have a wall in the kitchen (up to 1,1m height) opened to the living room. I am considering placing my oven with the back to this short wall(oven would face N-W ,my wealth direction- my kua number is 7). But I have read that it better for the oven to be placed with the back to the solid wall. Other possibility would be to place it on the left side wall looking from the entrance (oven facing North - East direction). Do you have any suggestions? I would really appreciate your answer- I understand how important it might be for me. Best regards Mariola